Now now now diva is a female version of a hustler...
"Hey, hotshot, here's a question: in this blue-collar meat-and-potatoes town that is Detroit, who's got the best steaks on the menu? As we've watched our old-school steakhouses slowly die off one by one (Carl's Chophouse, Laffrey's Steaks on the Hearth, etc.), there is one breed of steakhouse still serving top-grade USDA choice beef at prices that might make you blush.
'Well, that wouldn't be the ONLY thing making you blush. If meat is what you want, take thee to the booby bar. Known for having better steak specials than a Las Vegas buffet and being home to some of the best chefs in the area serving up gourmet cuisine to VIP clientele, if it's top-quality eats you're after, the topless joints are the way to go..."
Read the rest of the article here.
Showing posts with label gentlemen's clubs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gentlemen's clubs. Show all posts
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Monday, September 14, 2009
Steaks and Strippers: Detroit's Meat Market
It's been a long battle, but my strippers have finally found a home on Metromix!
"Detroit is a city known for its meat. As the city in which "zip sauce" was born, Detroit has long been considered a top Midwestern destination for steak connoisseurs (thanks to such world-renowned restaurants as the London Chop House).
'Yes, Detroit is a great place to go for a fine cut of beef. But that not's the only kind of meat Detroit has become infamous for...
'With 31 clubs operational within city limits, Detroit is also a premiere destination for adult entertainment. Sure, it's a whole different kind of meat, but it's flesh for sale all the same.
'Many of the finer skinstitutes proudly tout their top-rate eats, announcing their cutting-edge cuisine made by top-tier chefs. As an ever-curious gastronome, I thought to myself, 'What better way to test Detroit's superior steakhouse reputation than at the very places that make meat their trade?'
'And so it was that I ended up at the Penthouse Club..."
[Read the rest of the story here.]
"Detroit is a city known for its meat. As the city in which "zip sauce" was born, Detroit has long been considered a top Midwestern destination for steak connoisseurs (thanks to such world-renowned restaurants as the London Chop House).
'Yes, Detroit is a great place to go for a fine cut of beef. But that not's the only kind of meat Detroit has become infamous for...
'With 31 clubs operational within city limits, Detroit is also a premiere destination for adult entertainment. Sure, it's a whole different kind of meat, but it's flesh for sale all the same.
'Many of the finer skinstitutes proudly tout their top-rate eats, announcing their cutting-edge cuisine made by top-tier chefs. As an ever-curious gastronome, I thought to myself, 'What better way to test Detroit's superior steakhouse reputation than at the very places that make meat their trade?'
'And so it was that I ended up at the Penthouse Club..."
[Read the rest of the story here.]
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)