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Wednesday, October 9, 2013

[EID Events] October 9-November 2



ONGOING

Ferndale Restaurant Week, through October 13
More here.

Dine Drink Detroit, October 10-16
More here.

THIS WEEKEND 

(revolver) Dinner with the Cook's Crossing, Hamtramck, October 11
The new communal-style chef's tasting dinner is now taking reservations for October 11 but hurry, only 35 seats are available. Read more about them here and make your reservations.

Farmington FoodaPollooza, Riley Park, Farmington, October 13
Farmington's first-ever food truck rally is hosted by Off the Beaten Path Books, Grow Farmington, and KickstART Farmington and will have four food trucks and live music.

Good Food Gathering, Plymouth Michigan Gathering Space, Plymouth, October 13
A celebration of all things Michigan-made, hosted by Door-to-Door Organics.

AND BEYOND

Jolly Pumpkin and North Peak Beer Dinner, Forest Grill, Birmingham October 14
Five courses featuring the beers of Jolly Pumpkin and North Peak as well as some Civilized Spirits. Tickets are $70pp.

The Great Pumpkin Feast at the Root, White Lake October 16
Every course features pumpkin as a highlighted ingredient with beer pairings from, naturally, Jolly Pumpkin Brewery. Seats still available.

Michigan Craft Beer Gala, Karl's Cabin, Plymouth October 16
Featuring a chef's buffet including items like pate and charcuterie as well as 10 3-oz. samples of Michigan craft beers from Witch's Hat, New Holland, Right Brain and Liberty Street.

Salumi Dinner by Righteous Rojo at Zingerman's Events, Ann Arbor, October 16
A selection of salumi (as well as vegetarian options) will be served from 5-10 p.m. or until they run out of food. No seating times; just drop on by.

Detroit Beer Week, October 17-27
New Official Beer Destinations now and events are being announced daily; follow the Facebook page for updates.
~Rock City Eatery Food + Beer Specials featuring Dark HorseOctober 17-27
~Sammie, Soup + Beer Combo Special at Mudgie's all through DBWOctober 17-27 
~Afternoon Delight Daily at Woodbridge Pub, October 17-27
~Griffin Claw's Brewmaster Dan Rogers at Woodbridge Pub, October 17
~Short's Tap Takeover at Foran's Grand Trunk Pub, October 19
~Orange + Black Party at Woodbridge Pub, October 20
~New Holland Double-Header at Woodbridge Pub, October 21
~Kill All the ZomBEEs at Foran's, October 21
~Arbor Brewing Tap Takeover at Foran's Grand Trunk Pub, October 23
~Bell's Tap Takeover at Foran's Grand Trunk Pub, October 24
~Cans for Cans at Green Dot StablesOctober 24 
~Beer Fest Hangover Brunch at Woodbridge PubOctober 27

Windsor Craft Beer Festival, Windsor October 18-19
Right on the other side of the Detroit River lies the exotic land of Windsor-Essex, and lo and behold they brew beer there. Can't wait for Fall Beer Fest in Eastern Market? Get prepped the weekend before with this celebration of craft beer heritage in Windsor-Essex in historic Olde Walkerville.

WindsorEats Bikes + Beers Cycling Tour (Beer Fest Edition), Windsor October 19
Visit local beerie establishments by bike then end your tour at Windsor's inaugural craft beer festival.

(revolver) Dinner with Rubbed, Hamtramck, October 18-19
The European-style deli and sandwich shopping opening soon in Corktown will present this five-course dinner at (revolver). Two seatings are available each day.

Theatre Bizarre: The Procession, the Masonic Temple, Detroit October 18-19
New this year is a Preview Gala on Friday night. Limited tickets are available for this intimate event where masks are mandatory and masqueraders are led through a strolling dinner and scheduled performances. On Saturday, join the Procession.

West Village Biergarten, West Village, Detroit, October 19-20
Hatch Detroit and the Villages of Detroit present this pop-up beer garden to introduce Phase II of the Detroit Lions Living for the Neighborhood Initiative in West Village.

Halloween Harry Potter Hogwarts Feast at the Old Town Hall, Farmington October 19
Off the Beaten Path Books presents this Harry Potter-themed Halloween feast in Farmington. Dress in your wizardly best and allow the sorting hat to decide if you are Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw or (shudder) Slytherin. (There are only 25 seats per table so not everyone can be Gryffindor.) There will be house tables and house cups, butter beer, and readings from the Harry Potter books. Artisan Knitworks in downtown Farmington will also have knit kits available to make your own house scarves and earn your house extra points (okay, so houses will be sorted in advance). Tickets are $25.

Sweater Weather, Boston-Edison, Detroit, October 19
This event is hosted by 826michigan and will be held inside a historic mansion in the Boston-Edison district. Food by Righteous Rojo.

Kung Food Pop-Up Dinner After the Shanghai Ballet, Music Hall, downtown Detroit October 20
Following the performance of The Butterfly Lovers (China's own Romeo and Juliet) by the Shanghai Ballet at the Music Hall Center for the Performing Arts, enjoy a dinner with local Asian food pop-up Kung Food. Combo tickets are $50.

Sundaylicious, MotorCity Wine, Corktown, October 20
This Sunday's food feature is a raw bar from Chef Robert Scherer of the London Chop House.

Michigan Brewers Guild Fall Beer Festival, Eastern Market October 25-26
As if this needs any kind of explanation.

Wrestlemania Halloween at Green Dot Stables, Corktown October 31
Break out your '80s spandex for a Wrestlemania Halloween at everyone's favorite slider joint, Green Dot Stables. There will be food and drink specials and theme music. 

Dia de los Muertos at Imperial, Ferndale November 1-2
Remember when they did this last year and it was amazing? Well, they're doing it again. Details TBA. For now, set those dates aside. 

Sunday, September 29, 2013

The Week We Ate (The EID Week in Review)



ICYMI:
~Rock City Eatery opened. [EID]
~(revolver) opened. [EID]
~Schramm's Mead opened. [EID]
~Hatch Detroit 2012 finalist Detroit Vegan Soul (D.V.S) celebrated their grand opening on Saturday in West Village. Co-owner Boyd says, "(D.V.S. is) both unapologetically vegan AND unapologetically soul food. We do soul food but veganize it. We see our food as being a good transition food into a plant-based diet, introduced in a way that is familiar and comfortable." [Model D]
~Do you remember when I posted that atrocious Craigslist job posting saying it was for Marais and everyone piled onto it basically swearing off the place and the people behind it? Well, I was wrong. Really, really wrong. [EID]
~Big news about Union Street. [EID]
~There's a lot of damn events all happened at the same exact time. [EID]

Premiering October 3, Cooking Channel's Chuck's Eat the Street "Motor City Meals" episode featuring SLOWS BAR BQ, Hygrade Deli, Mercury Burger Bar, La Pita, and Peaches and Greens. Pretty good cross-section of Detroit's food culture, I have to say. [Cooking Channel]

St. Cece's celebrated their two-year anniversary. [St. Cece's FB]

Effective immediately, Treat Dreams will have a cart at all Lions home games. They'll be serving four ice cream sandwich flavors which will change each week. [EID FB]

My cartoon alter-ego is Aeon Flux. Have I mentioned how much I love A2GastroBoy? [A2GB]

In case you haven't been paying any attention, like at all, here is a list of what has recently opened and will open soon. [Detroit News]

PROST! 'tis the season for the Dakota Inn Rathskeller, celebrating 80 years this year. Beer steins, chicken hats, and dirndls galore. [Detroit News]

Pizzeria Biga will be changing its name of all current and future locations in all associated social media profiles and marketing materials to Bigalora: Wood Fired Cucina. This is due to a trademark issue with the word "biga," and as the company continues on their aggressive expansion plans they needed something that could be trademarked. Speaking of expansion, Bigalora Ann Arbor is scheduled to open at the end of October. [Freep]

Here's a look at some of the changes that have gone down at Bastone Brewery and Pizzeria Biga - Royal Oak. [Freep]

Republica is now open in Berkley. Here's a bit more about it from Berkley Patch from a couple of months ago. I'm not sure that Greek salad really qualifies as a food revolution, but it does look pretty cool inside. [Berkley Patch]

Someone wrote something about Detroit; outrage ensued. [HuffPo]

Here's a great story about an awesome couple, which includes a nod to their second location opening in New Center in the coming months. Looking forward to it, Cafe Con Leche! [Detroit News]

I often get distracted by pizza while driving. You know, there's laws against texting and driving, but there are no laws against PIZZA and driving. [Freep]

Good or b-a-a-a-a-a-a-d idea? *snort* [MLive]

The Onion has inadvertently announced Little Caesars next marketing strategy. [The Onion]

Hour Detroit's Chris Cook talks about the growing prominence of Michigan wines on a national level with Michigan Radio. Michigan wines have come a loooooooooooong way, and in the last 5 years have really seemed to find favor in the greater world of the oenophile. [Michigan Radio]

Planning a trip to the east coast anytime soon? Well, you can still get your local Michigan liquor there - Valentine Distilling Co. has expanded distribution to the east coast. [Promote Michigan]

Learning how to say "no" to fussy eaters (or, just find dinner guests who aren't such assholes). [HuffPo]

Beerie
~MLive sure did get a LOT of mileage out of this "Michigan's Best Brewery" thing. [MLive]

~Pop beer science says these beers from Founders Brewing Co., Bell's Brewery, Inc. (Official), and others are the best in the world. It reads like pretty much every other "best beers in the world" list, but this one has SCIENCE behind it. [Business Insider]

Friday, September 20, 2013

[HOT LIST] Fall events



Not all falls are created equally. And this fall is about to put all other falls to shame. From spankin' new events to expanded old events, bon vivants have plenty of opportunities for dining and drinking in the coming weeks. Here are the highlights.

#1 Dine Drink Detroit October 10-16
In the afterglow of the grand dame of Detroit dining events, Detroit Restaurant Week, check out the brand-new Dine Drink Detroit. If the comparison had to be made, DDD is DRW's scrappy DIY cousin. And that suits these particular Detroit joints. Thirteen of Detroit's most interesting bars and restaurants that don't really fall into the realm of "fine dining" (as in, $32 a plate) will offer food and drink pairings for $15 each, no reservations necessary. Follow them on InstaBookEr via the hashtag #DineDrinkDetroit. Participating restaurants are: El Barzon, Great Lakes, Green Dot, Mercury Burger Bar, MotorCity Wine, Mudgie's, Ottava Via, Rodin, Slows, St. Cece's, Sugar House, Traffic Jam, Woodbridge Pub.

#2 Ferndale Restaurant Week October 7-13
Also hot on the heels of Detroit Restaurant Week is Ferndale Restaurant Week, a new effort by the Ferndale DDA chaired by Beth Hussey, co-owner of One-Eyed Betty's. It was important to Hussey to create the kind of event in which ALL Ferndale restaurants could participate, everyone from Treat Dreams and Easy Like Sundae to Assagi Bistro and Local Kitchen + Bar. So Ferndale Restaurant Week has options for breakfast, lunch and dinner in $10, $20, and $30 increments. Check out the very cool website to see the full list of 24 participating venues and what they will be offering, including the brand-new Public House, which just so happens to be opening to the public at 5 p.m. today.

#3 Hamtramck Food Week September 23-28
So hot on the heels of Detroit Restaurant Week it's actually happening at the same time, the first-ever Hamtramck Food Week, which starts on Monday, features ethnic cooking demonstrations, food history tours and tours of Hamtown Farms and Srodek's, a pop-up biergarten, as well as $10 dinners at participating restaurants. Plus, both Rock City Eatery and (revolver) will be open just in time!

#4 REVOLVE Detroit Art + Retail on the Avenue
REVOLVE Detroit's new Art + Retail on the Avenue makes its debut tonight as part of the Detroit Design Festival's Light Up Livernois event. Art + Retail on the Avenue includes four new permanent retailers, eight pop-up concepts, nine art projects, and additional programming and events. Check out the new Local Social Ice Cream + Good Cakes and Bakes, a combination ice cream shop and bakery, and Regal Cafe, a coffee shop and arts space, as part of the new permanent retailers on the Ave. Pop-ups include the Fresh Food Co-op with food from known pop-up food businesses the Batata Shop, Treats by Angelique, Beautiful Soup and Fresh Corner Cafe; True Indulgence, a specialty bakery; anf Fill-Anthropy, a pop-up nonprofit bar.

#5 Detroit Restaurant Week September 20-29
Since launching in 2009, DRW is still the grand dame of Detroit dining events. Add-ons this year include Jefferson House and Guns + Butter, and all the old favorites are returning. As always, prime time reservations fill up quickly, so make your reservations now or plan your outing mid-week to secure your spot.

Bubbling under Detroit Beer Week October 17-27 (events will be announced soon), Michigan Brewers Guild Fall Beer Festival October 25-26 (Saturday is sold out; Friday tickets still available);  Theatre Bizarre: The Procession October 18-19 (for the first time ever, Theatre Bizarre is hosting a Preview Gala the night before the main event, masks required; if you purchase tickets to both events, you will also receive a limited-edition signed and number giclee print from Theatre Bizarre artist John Dunivant entitled "Edgar Balloon" from his Expatriate Parade series)

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

[EID Feature] Q+A with (revolver) co-owner Tunde Wey



Today in Model D I reported on the opening of a new table d'hôte restaurant opening later this month in Hamtramck called (revolver). But co-owner Tunde Wey, one of Nikki's Boys, isn't into the whole brevity thing. His answers to my emailed questions were so snappy I felt that they deserved to be shared in their entirety. Here is the full scoop on (revolver) - how the concept was born, how it has evolved, who is involved and what they're setting out to do. Make your reservations during Hamtramck Food Week!

EID: Who is behind this concept? 

(revolver co-owner Tunde Wey): (revolver) is operated by Tunde Wey and Peter Dalinowski. Peter and I used to be flatmates in Woodbridge, where Peter lives. At first our relationship was a little tenuous: you see, Peter is meticulous and a natural gourmand with exquisite taste in everything (sometimes it's overbearing because we can’t go anywhere without Peter pointing out how things could be better). I am, on the other hand, more intuitive, freewheeling, passionate, and not entirely particular or concerned with the details. One such detail I was uninterested in when I lived with Peter was who owned what in our refrigerator…so I kept eating Peter’s delicious and tasty foods. He wasn’t too pleased. Anyway, we soon rallied and became good friends. There was one night especially, after ingesting something unfortunate, Peter spent three hours from the early morning into dusk comforting me. He’s a lovely man, with great taste in food and friends.

Anyway, a few months ago, sometime in April, after I had decided to scuttle my plans to move to Chicago to finish up school, Peter and I met up for lunch. We started talking about various ideas we had for businesses that would be wonderful for the area. Peter has been self employed for almost six years running a ticket brokerage business, and I had “entrepreneured” my way through a couple of fiscally challenging situations, so we are both business-minded. Peter and I had always talked about getting into business together because our tastes and aesthetic values matched considerably. So when we started talking in late April, it seemed the time was right; his daughters were going into school so he had more time on his hands, and I was resuming my adventure of living in the city. We spit into our palms, shook hands firmly and jumped into business…the restaurant business. Peter loves food and design, I love entertaining around food and design, so we are a balanced pair in that sense.

Our discussion eventually settled on the (revolver) concept after we came across our current location. Shout out to Jason Friedmann, [former] Economic Dev director at the city of Hamtramck; he was integral to helping us secure the location. The space really catalyzed our decision to try our concept. It seemed to call for it, with its large kithcen and intimate dining area.

We are currently working with five wonderful chef partners. Jessika Rae Warren, Oliver Honderd, Brad Greenhill, Alla Dihes and the team of Thom Ingram and Nate Bankowski.

Menu for Thursday, September 26. 

Describe the concept of (revolver).

(revolver) is our take on a table d’hote restaurant. Back in the day -- caveat, I am not a gastronomical historian, but from our research, as early as the 1600’s, countryside inns would serve a large family style meal to their guests. Basically the host would decide what to prepare and all guests would be invited to his table, hence "Host’s Table" or table d’hote -- if you want to get all fancy with it.

Our concept is similar. We are inviting people to our “table” so to speak, and offering them a chance to eat delicious food sourced locally, and fresh, prepared by people who LOVE and are experts at what they do.

We offer a very reasonably priced multi-course prix fixe menu. Our menu is always changing, which is exciting because we traverse a variety of food styles and genres, allowing our patrons to explore different cuisines and interpretations of food. We are also very conscious about accommodating different preferences so we include vegetarian (and sometime vegan) courses in each of our dinners. We have communal seating, so folks are eating next to other folks, talking (hopefully while not chewing) and really enjoying good company and food.

We have two seatings per night. Seatings are by reservation only. To reserve a seat at the restaurant diners have to prepay for the meal through our website. When you dine with us, we know exactly what you want to eat, so it's hassle-free and barring a catastrophe (knock on wood) there is no ungodly wait for your food. The plates come out on time, and in order…so as the expression goes “the food and drink flows” uninterrupted.

We call our kind of food casual artisanal fare, meaning our meals are prepared with the most sincere and thoughtful attention from ingredients, sourcing, prep to plating, but we are still fun and informal. No starched collars here…well maybe some starched collars, 'cuz Peter loves to dress up.

We want folks to leave feeling satiated; brimming with good food, buzzing from great company and excited to have learned and tried something new.

And our name (revolver)... yes, that's (revolver) spelled in parenthesis: we think this parenthetical variation should be an official entry in the dictionary. (If “twerking” has made it, so should this.).

We think of (revolver) as an adjective, an opportunity to do things differently, when it comes to food and the customer experience. It is not an allusion to guns at all. It is strictly a reference to our revolving menu and concept.

What sort of items can we expect to see on the menu? What is the culinary influence?

Our menu is really diverse. Because we have different chefs cooking on different days, each brings with them their own history, influence and preference. Part of what we are trying to show folks is that maybe the customer isn’t always right. Maybe, when you come to a dining establishment, you should trust the chef, this person who has spent their lives thinking about food, tasting, experimenting, learning and refining their craft. Maybe you should just come in, sit down and open yourself to a culinary adventure, through edamame and peanuts, sticky rice stuffed with pork and wrapped in fragrant grape leaves or a lacinato kale cut with apple, radishes and baked cheddar. Or a zucchini pancake, or handmade sausages or even chicken liver crostini. Our menu is diverse, bold and inventive because our chefs are interested in exploring new ways to serve different ingredients.

We want our patrons to deeply enjoy the benefits of our chefs’ own adventures and in this process learn new things about their own tastes.

Menu for Friday, September 27.

Where did the chefs go to school or learn to cook?

We have a mix of professionally trained and self-taught chefs. However the similarity between all our chef partners is their love and commitment to cooking. This is what they do. Most of them have been cooking for years, catering or in restaurants. They are working with us because they are interested in our concept which allows them to share the best of their culinary repertoire while also giving them room to explore new food concepts. One of our chefs, Ollie, says, “Cooking is what I do when I’m procrastinating.” That struck me as such a profound statement, firstly because I identify deeply with the procrastinating part (editor's note: LORD is this true) but more seriously because it is interesting to consider that thing which we think a distraction, as maybe the thing that is our passion. So like Ollie, for all our other chef partners, this is their “work-lust”-- if i may quote Seamus Heaney, a poet I was recently introduced to. They are passionate and open about cooking and entertaining.

Describe the space.

The interior of our space is simple, minimalist. We have an open box space that is really our canvas to continue to grow. We want our space to also be revolving, to be flexible enough to change around and reconfigure depending on our meals or events. Our real focus is the food, and the conversations around the food, so we are careful to make sure we don’t lose sight of this. We do have some mural plans, so...that should be cool.

What was in the building previously? 

The building has mostly always been a restaurant at least for about 30 years. It was in its first incarnation, sometime in the '70s/ '80s a fast food family dining restaurant. Most recently the last tenant was a Thai Food restaurant. (Editor's note: most recently the space was going to be Ootie's, and breakfast and lunch spot, then Acme Food Company, which was going to follow suit. Neither concept ever opened. For reasons.)

When will (revolver) open? 

We will be open during Hamtramck Food Week, which is September 23-28. After that we plan on going to a weekend schedule serving Thursday, Friday and Saturday dinners. We are open to the public by reservation only, so folks can’t just walk in and place an order. We have two dinner seatings, one at 6:15 p.m. and a later seating at 8:45 p.m. We do not have a bar. We are currently only taking reservations for 35 seats a seating. We plan to gradually grow into our full capacity of 60 seats per seating.

And now for the obligatory biggies: why Hamtramck, why Detroit, why now?

The Detroit question is probably the most important question. First of all, we see Hamtramck as its own distinct and vibrant community; however we see it also as intimately part of the Detroit community. And our definition of Detroit is the city; the struggling city with its challenges and charms. Hamtramck is a unique, almost satellite city of Detroit. It is dense and diverse, with the sort of retail storefront stock not available in other parts of Detroit. Its downtown is walkable, historic and raw. But it is suffering from considerable fiscal afflictions; a state appointed Emergency Financial Manager was recently instated.

Its downtown does not offer very diverse retail options and is mostly a succession of smaller, basic goods stores, so the potential here is incredible. As an immigrant I am drawn to Hamtramck (editor's note: he's not the first of Nikki's Boys to mention this), its diverse and ethnically comingled population are such a wonderful cultural gift. Peter is Polish so he has many fond memories of eating paczki at local bakeries and duck blood soup at restaurants in Hamtramck -- he made me try the duck blood soup, it was delicious.

We really decided on Hamtramck because it has all the prerequisite ingredients (that was a purposeful pun) for a financially thriving commercial district, but it's not quite there yet…there are other newer businesses, and restaurants moving into the area as well. I think (revolver) along with the new cadre of businesses and the long-standing establishments already here can begin to make an important difference in Hamtramck and also Detroit. We would love to see Hamtramck as another arc of success in the larger detroit story.

What is (revolver) adding to Detroit's culinary scene? What sets it apart from other concepts?

(revolver) is really a concentration of Detroit’s upstart culinary talent. There are now a lot of chefs working out innovative menus and sharing this with the public through pop-up dinners. We are taking all this raw (another intended pun) talent and focusing their creativity in one place. We are also a collaborative really, that allows all these chefs to come together and learn from each other. We think there is a yearning for more local and diverse food. More delicious vegetarian and vegan options; more adventurous dining. There are folks around town doing this in their own way, and our little contribution will be gathering all these disparate maverick cooks/chefs/food enthusiasts to really weave together a singular dining experience for our customers. Peter and I, while we will not be preparing the food, are cooks in a way; we have taken all this culinary talent, combined them with an eager dining public to create (revolver), this place where good food meets great company meets learning. And a restaurant or establishment is great when you can’t unstitch these constituent experiences; you just leave feeling great about everything. This is (revolver) baby!

[Model D] (revolver), a new table d'hôte restaurant, will open during the first-ever Hamtramck Food Week



Hamtramck has long been known for its diversity of ethnic culinary offerings, but new concepts opening this fall promise to elevate this neighborhood to a new level of gastronomic savviness. First there is 2012 Hatch Detroit finalist Rock City Eatery, a new American restaurant serving locally-sourced items made from scratch with a Anthony Bourdain-like culinary sensibility (think: offal, and items like bone marrow fritters). It will be open this fall, pending final inspections.

But one concept you haven't heard much about yet, as the partners haven't said much about it yet, is the new (revolver) in Hamtramck.

Read more.

Saturday, July 6, 2013

The Week We Ate (The EID Week in Review)

PB, honey and bacon sammie from PB+J inside DTW. Photo by Solo Travel Girl

POP-UPS! We love them. Still. Here's a quick hit of what's popping next.
~Guns + Butter is happening again July 8-10. [G+B]
~The Detroit Three is hosting their first-ever event, "Umami in Corktown," at St. Cece's Pub this Tuesday. The 8pm seating is already sold out with only a few seats left for 6pm. This event is a benefit for Cooking Matters and the Chef and Child Foundation, and all future events will have a similar charity component. [The Detroit Three Official]
~The boys of Bailout Productions have two events coming up in the next couple of weeks. The first is this Friday at the newly-opened Shinola store in Midtown featuring a cocktail made with Shinola Cola and music from Haute to Death; the next is on Thursday, July 18 in English Village with food from Green Dot and Slows and music and hipsters and etc. [Bailout FB]
~Cook Lola Cook will be popping up Saturdays at Gusoline Alley featuring international street foods, starting with street foods of Asia. [Cook Lola Cook FB]
~Komodo Kitchen is back at Honi Honi, the Oakland's outdoor tiki bar, this Sunday, July 7. If you missed it, keep an eye out for more of these events while the weather holds out. [Komodo Kitchen FB]
~This is the last weekend for the Coffee and (___) June on Jefferson pop-up. (UPDATE: Just kidding! As of Monday Coffee and (___) announced they will be open for two more weeks!) So now I can ask: can I buy one of those tables? ...Seriously though. (Yeah, still seriously though.) [C+blank FB]

In case you missed it:
~July is Michigan Craft Beer Month. Here is a list of great Michigan summer beers that you can get pretty much anywhere. [EID]
~If you think this is just another retail store, you don't know shit from Shinola. (Also the new home of DROUGHT juice.) [Real Detroit]
~Happy National Fried Chicken Day! In honor of this, here's my Wings Hot List from last year. [EID]

The newly-launched hand-crafted Joseph Wesley Black Tea is the next evolution of Detroit artisan food products. Owner Joe Uhl says the project has been incubating for more than 20 years, and now it is available for you to try at Stella Good Coffee. [Joseph Wesley Black Tea Official]

First it was beer. Now it is spirits. But the next super-trendy craft alcohol product on the horizon is guaranteed to be mead, and Michigan is already leading the way well ahead of any other state. In this story in Imbibe Magazine, B. Nektar and Kuhnhenn Brewing Co. both get some play, as does local boy Ken Schramm, who is largely responsible for bringing mead out of the basement and into commercial viability with his Compleat Meadmaker, the launch of the Mazer Cup and National Mead Day (August 4!), and his very own Schramm's Mead (opening soon). [Imbibe]

A lot of non-commital language from DTE reps here. The bottom line is, DTE bought two buildings and are going to do something with them at some point which may or may not involve restaurants and/or markets and/or something similar, potentially. [Crain's]

The late-night weekend menu at Imperial started last weekend and it's na-cho ordinary late-night drunken bar food. [Thrillist]

As American as hot dogs and coney pie... this week Metro Times Detroit checks in with a few of metro Detroit's local bakers, including Dangerously Delicious Pies Baked in Detroit, Love's Custard Pie, Sister Pie, and Achatz Handmade Pie Co. These aren't the apple pies your Grandma used to make, but they'll still be welcome at any Fourth of July party. [Metro Times]

Imported from Detroit: Detroit deep dish pizza. Here's an overview of the history of this indigenous cuisine with pretty pretty pictures in Hour Detroit, including Buddy's Pizza, Cloverleaf Bar and Restaurant, Loui's Pizza, Shield's Pizza and more. Also with a handy infographic! [Hour]

Remember that Yelp teaser for Papa Joe's Bistro? Crain's checked it out and had this to say. I will also add that the wine tasting machine, called an enomatic system, is one of only a few in Michigan. Other restaurants have multi-bottle cruvinet systems which allow them to offer 100+ wines by the glass to customers while also keeping the wine fresh for much longer than bottles (Reserve Wine + Food in Grand Rapids has the biggest in Michigan), but there aren't a lot of self-serve enomatic system in the state. Surprised this hasn't caught on yet - maybe this is just the beginning? [Crain's]

This looks promising. [Revolver Hamtramck Official]

Timmy's Tacos have turned two. Don't know what that means? Then head to The Painted Lady Lounge in Hamtramck on a Wednesday night. [Metro Times]

A2-based myFab5 seeks to be the new Yelp. This TechTown company just won the first showcase for Detroit Technology Exchange, funded by the Michigan Economic Development Corporation in partnership with Bizdom Detroit, TechTown and Invest Detroit. [Crain's]

Who's got one of the top 5 most luxurious airport terminals in the country? According to CNN, WE DO!!! McNamara (DTW's terminal for the Delta hub and international carriers) gets high marks for things like a spa, a pro golf simulator, the first Porsche design store in any airport worldwide, and a gourmet PB+J sandwich shop. [CNN]

Crain's checks in with the Detroit City Futbol League with shout-outs to MillKing It Productions, Slows To Go, Green Dot Stables and El Guapo. [Crain's]

Who is Randal Fogelman of Eastern Market Corporation and Detroit Spice Co. Spices and Hot Sauces? Read about him here. [Red Thread]

Beerie
~Griffin Claw Brewing Company will open on July 18. It's gonna be pretty cool, you guys. [Detroit News]

~If you've spent any time in A2 at ALL, you've witnessed the wonder that is the Violin Monster. Well, this fall, the fine folks at Arbor Brewing Company are making him his own beer. (Note: it will *not* be brewed with yeast extracted from his beard-mane.) [AnnArbor.com]

~Once upon a time I was on a SW MI beer bus tour with Motor City Brew Tours and Bad Bear Brewing was the last stop. I remember it being good, but not much beyond that. So now that owner has opened Grand River Marketplace in Jackson, which will be a must-hit on your scenic SW MI beer tour trail (which also includes Dark Horse, Arcadia Ales, even Greenbush and the Livery if you go far enough). Also, Motor City Beer Tours has already said they'd be adding it to one of their routes - an experience I highly recommend. (I think. From what I remember.) [MLive]

~German Park celebrated its 75th anniversary last weekend. You'll have two more chances to celebrate along with them later this summer. [AnnArbor.com]

~World of Beer opened. I remain unconvinced. [AnnArbor.com]

Greater Michigan
~DAMNIT STOP TELLING EVERYONE. Yes, Traverse City is one of America's 10 best small towns. [Livability]

~Yeah, Marquette is totally awesome and also way more cosmopolitan than you might think. Actually it's kind of like a teeny tiny Madison, though less artsy and more outdoorsy. [Wasau Daily Herald]

Random
~First We Feast presents 20 actual print-based local food publications (how novel!) worth reading. Shout-out to Edible Communities, which includes SE MI's edibleWOW Magazine, for which I am a long-time contributor and much longer-time lover. Really terrif mag, as is Edible Grande Traverse Magazine next time you're in TC. Print isn't dead. In fact, because of the ever-increasing white noise of the Internet, print mags, with all of their timing restrictions, have actually become better than ever. There's a certain kind of freedom that comes with having to distinguish yourself from the swamp; these are great examples of that. [FWF]

~Sadly, Detroit is not yet an option for Yelp's Word Map. But how handy it will be once it is! [Gizmodo]

~Children, I cannot explain this to you enough: you don't know when it is going to happen until it goes and happens, and then it is TOO LATE and there is NO TURNING BACK. Aging is the greatest indignity of life. Try to do it gracefully. Or, at least, strategically. [Jezebel]

~Behold, the most America-est hot dog in America. [Thrillist]

~Here is a list of 100 ranked BBQ sauces from all over the world, but mostly 'Murca. [BBQ Superstars]