Originally pubished in D-Tales here; renamed and edited for content.
...Brunch at Honest? John's at about 3:00PM the next day. This is the kind of place that doesn't allow pictures taken inside, has a killer bar food menu which includes a very nice breakfast (even though they call themselves officially "Honest? John's Bar and No Grill"), has neon signs that say everything from "Take Your Change" to "Men Lie" and a jukebox full of '70s rock, and is one of those locals-only favorites that suburbanites have never even heard of. The eggs, pork sausage, and American cheese English muffin breakfast sandwich is superb...even if you hadn't spent the whole previous night drinking your face off.